November 2010
63 posts
Not that supporting a team located 50 miles from where you were born doesn’t already make you looks like a twat.
The best thing about this as a Northerner is all the plastic Geordies in my social networks who predicted a Sunderland spanking look daft.
RT @antonvowl: Haha, few things more delightful than an Ashley Cole fuckup.
I bet Ray Wilkins is shitting himself with laughter right now.
I have twenty cans of driving lager and a severe cold. I don’t know how today is going to end.
The saddest thing about this whole @followersinneed scam is all the disappointed tweets pleading with the rotten cunt not to stop.
RT @jackofkent: Captured @FollowersInNeed Twitter account the moment after the old owners changed its name ;-)
RT @jackofkent: Now strongly suspect @FollowersInNeed is sham vanity account. If so, saddening as it discredits genuine efforts. Await …
RT @HelenWayte: DOES NOT COMPUTE! “McDonald’s and PepsiCo to help write UK health policy” http://tiny.cc/mvaoc
RT @VizTopTips: TERRORISTS. Don’t use twitter to post jokey references to your upcoming attacks, the authorities are shit hot on this. / …
RT @DanRebellato: Shit! If you don’t practice your scales I’m going the blow this place sky high!! #iamsparkysmagicpiano
Whoops. Very nearly confused Twitter with my SMS service. You don’t want to know what you nearly just read (clue: there was poo and spunk).
RT @Heresy_Corner: Heresy Corner: With the Conviction of Paul Chambers, it is now illegal to be English http://bit.ly/9gXVAu #twitterjok …
Shame Gareth Compton has killed his Twitter acc. He wouldn’t be able to see people support him while calling him a prick. #twitterjoketrial
Turns out it wasn’t on Twitter that I called for Madeley’s death. I definitely did though. Possibly an old blog. He is a twat.
RT @TheFagCasanova: Ah, well that explains it then… http://twitpic.com/35ww23 #twitterjoketrial #seeyouincourt
RT @newsarse: NEWS! Two million tedious students already claiming ‘I was there, man’ http://bit.ly/913LIq
RT @BBCNews: Tory councillor Gareth Compton arrested and bailed over Tweet calling for writer Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to be stoned to death
No-one tell the CPS that somewhere in my Twitter timeline I call for the assassination of Richard Madeley.
My mate Sam has done a music. Let him know what you think. http://snd.sc/aLgEGG
Stop everything! I have a cold! Someone fetch me Lucozade then stroke my hair.
Carlos Tevez has a great band: http://mysp.ac/gq4PR
Ahhh, now I know! /writes bad music
Four octave arpeggiators. Great but where am I going to use one?
Joey Barton just can’t help being a dick. Not only is he hitting other players, he’s using Movember as an excuse to look like Hitler.
If you were Clattenweave how tempted would you be to disallow that goal just to send Pulis over the edge?
Poor Tim Westwood. Being made “super late” by some suicide victim. Couldn’t the inconsiderate bastard have killed themselves somewhere else?
RT @Ricardo5599: I’ve played Black Ops tonight & been roundly beaten by a 10yr old. I got my own back by reminding him I could drive a c …
RT @TimWestwood: Man - they just announced they’re waiting for the coroner to arrive. Shit is fucked up right now!!!!! And I’m goin to b …
I don’t think the world is ready for a Roy of the Rovers/Medium/Back to the Future crime novel just yet.
Well, I’m XP’d to the tits. My NaNoWriMo entry has been condemned to formatted hard drive hell. Don’t worry. It was shite anyway.
If Microsoft want to sue Linux for forcing people to pirate their products, I’m right behind them…this morning at least.
One good thing about Ubuntu. It burned my copy of XP really quickly. And now to delve into installation hell. Ta-Ta!
Me: A bit, yeah. But why do you need to be so inaccessible? Ubuntu: BECAUSE PEOPLE WITH NECKBEARDS NEED SOMETHING TO FEEL SUPERIOR ABOUT.
If the choice is not torrenting a new copy of XP after losing my old disc or Ubuntu then I might as well throw my computer in the bin.
There is nothing about Ubuntu that doesn’t make me want to punch the cat to death.
Me: But it’s 2010? Ubuntu: I DON’T CARE. COMPUTERS MUST BE UNNECESSARILY HARD INFIDEL. ARE YOU STUPID?
Me: Hello. Yes, I’d like to install a program I’ve downloaded. Shall I just double-click on it? Ubuntu: NO! USE TERMINAL INFIDEL!
sudo apt-get install suck my balls
It finally happened. After a year of barely functional service, my XP installation has died. Back to Ubuntu while I look for the disc. #tits
Favorited Spinning (take 2) by Beagle Box by BEAGLE BOX on #SoundCloud http://snd.sc/dg3MTk
New! Noodle Just Brought Me A Finch on #SoundCloud http://snd.sc/cRd3dI
All this talk of Gareth Bale and no-one has mentioned how he looks like the love-child of Tim Henman and a chimp.
If only Becks didn’t taste like leprosy juice.
Ha! Becks is £5 for 6 at Morrisons. Free 99p music download with each bottle. I feel like I’ve fucked the system.
The best thing about it is that I’ll be on my patented vodka-and-cake diet from now until then.
My dad bet me that I wouldn’t start running after new year. He knows the best way to get me to do something is bet with me that I won’t.
Darlington is trending but only because of Chris Moyles. If that isn’t reason to leave I don’t know what is.
Informed consent!? How many women going into an abortion clinic don’t know what an abortion is?
Ebay’s Resolution Centrhve is a clusterfuck. There, I said it.