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RT @rhodri: Brilliant RT @timwalker: For entertainment alone, it’s worth reading Matt Taibbi’s totally non-neutral Bachmann takedown htt …

RT @chris_coltrane: lol homeopathy. RT @lou_hurst: Q. What are you waiting for? A. “proper peer reviewed evidence” #Glastonbury http://t …

RT @StantonWarriors: What’s the difference between God & Bono? God won’t be wandering around Glastonbury festival thinking he’s Bono. #U2

Did my regular testicular cancer check/wank. Found a lump. It was a fold in my scrotum #testiclewatch

I’ve hurt my knee by the way. It may explode.

Who’d have thought. Screaming and randomly pressing buttons can fix a knackered PC.

RT @Buentes: I’m thinking about bondage atoms #sexyscience @mrblackett

RT @Inbedwimaradona: OH MY GOD!!! TURNS OUT GLEN HODDLE WAS THE TALENTED ONE http://bit.ly/ltwKwJ

RT @riklomas: MMORPG v IRL: http://bit.ly/mEPvru

Considering a career writing sarcastic letters to councils. I’m fucking brilliant at it.